When you’re cruising down the open road in your home-on-wheels, the last thing you want is a flat tire, a dead battery, or—heaven forbid—an engine that decides to take an unscheduled vacation.

That’s why we asked our readers the question in our newsletter: “Do you have a roadside assistance plan?”

The responses were eye-opening, proving that RVers are either well-prepared optimists or fearless adventurers rolling the dice with fate.

Whether you’re Team “Better Safe Than Sorry” or Team “I’ll Just Wave Down a Passing Unicorn for Help,” this poll reveals some fascinating trends.

Don’t forget, if you haven’t voted yet, make sure to weigh in next time—your opinion could shift the results (and maybe even save someone from a roadside meltdown).

The Results Are In: 70% Say Yes, 30% Live Dangerously

According to our highly scientific (and slightly unscientific) poll:

  • A solid 70% of RVers have a roadside assistance plan.
  • While the remaining 30% apparently believe in miracles, good karma, or their own supernatural mechanical skills.

That’s right—nearly a third of respondents are out there banking on hope, a toolbox, and maybe a friendly stranger with jumper cables.

Whether these brave souls are overconfident or just really good at hitchhiking, one thing’s for sure: their road trips must be interesting.

Why Roadside Assistance is Like RV Insurance (But for Your Sanity)

Let’s face it—RVs are basically houses on wheels, and houses don’t usually break down on the side of the highway (unless you’re in a very bad movie).

A roadside assistance plan is like an insurance policy for your peace of mind. Imagine this: It’s midnight, you’re in the middle of nowhere, and your RV suddenly transforms into a very large paperweight.

Would you rather (A) call a 24/7 hotline and sip coffee while help arrives, or (B) attempt to fix it yourself while mosquitoes treat you like an all-you-can-eat buffet? The 70% who voted “Yes” clearly prefer Option A—and honestly, we don’t blame them.

The 30% Club: Heroes or Hopeless Romantics?

Now, let’s talk about the 30% who said “No” to roadside assistance.

Are they ultra-skilled mechanics?

Extreme minimalists who travel with nothing but a spare tire and a positive attitude?

Or are they just really good at flagging down help with their best “I swear I’m not a serial killer” smile?

Whatever the case, we salute their bravery (or denial). But let’s be real—even MacGyver had a Swiss Army knife. Maybe it’s time to reconsider before your next roadside adventure turns into a viral “RV Fail” video.

Final Thoughts: Why the Split?

So why did the poll shake out this way? We think the 70% “Yes” voters are the pragmatic planners—the ones who’ve been stranded before and learned the hard way that RV karma is real.

They know that breakdowns don’t care about scenic views or vacation schedules. The 30% “No” voters, on the other hand, might be first-timers riding the high of newfound freedom, seasoned pros who’ve seen it all, or just eternal optimists.

Either way, the lesson is clear: the road doesn’t play favorites. Whether you’re Team Prepared or Team Pray-for-the-Best, one bad day could change your mind. So, if you’re in the 30%… maybe at least pack some extra snacks and a flare gun. Just in case.